The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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January 11th, 2006
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wow. amazing.
January 11th, 2006
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Rrrregardless of the issue at hand yourrr rrreading was so amazing I laughed for many minutes until I cried. Beautiful.
January 11th, 2006
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Great sound. Seriously. Your voice is awesome.
January 11th, 2006
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You don't deserve an oscar, pal. You deserve a million of oscars. 5'd. XD
January 11th, 2006
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"Hands you a huge Trophy" You win the internets!
January 11th, 2006
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u say lol like i do irl 5'd
January 11th, 2006
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this may be the single greatest YTMND EVER.
January 11th, 2006
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Will you bear my children?
January 11th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! The audio is great. Too bad Neil Bauman is a douchebag.
January 11th, 2006
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Awesome job.
January 11th, 2006
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The pimply faced pre-teens win :)
January 11th, 2006
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logged in to 5
January 11th, 2006
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.-.. --- .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
January 11th, 2006
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Ebaums is saying they are professional? LMAO, the only people who go to it are 13 year old nerds using soundboards to prank call a Blockbuster.
January 11th, 2006
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ROFLMAO OH MY f*ckING GOD! GOD BLESS US ALL! f*ck EBAUM! WHAT A NOOB! ; ; TRYING TO ACT SMART! LOLOLOLOLZ 5 for life mother f*ckers, much
January 11th, 2006
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Unbelievable - YTMND is a great community - thank you to jjmckenna, Ruckgesicht, and Stevey666 for donating to the server fund on this YTMND's behalf - you guys (collectively) are THE MAN NOW DOG
January 11th, 2006
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the yiddish cup shall be ours once more
January 11th, 2006
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Let there be no YTMND, presently made or in the future, more deserving of a 5 than yonder site. ENCORE, boomaga, ENCORE!!*raises glass*
January 11th, 2006
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Five'd, for effort.
January 11th, 2006
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Oh. My. Christ. That was by far the greatest thing I have ever seen and heard.
January 11th, 2006
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YOU WIN!
January 11th, 2006
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their IS a god!
January 11th, 2006
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Words CANNOT describe! INEFFABLE! THUMBS UP! WAY UP!
January 11th, 2006
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I love you. Just wanted to say it.
January 11th, 2006
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Get me James Lipton on the phone.
January 11th, 2006
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Perfect. You win sir! eBaum loses!
January 11th, 2006
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As both a comedic and Shakespearean actress, I recognize this for the greatness that it is. Truly incredible. You have much talent.
January 11th, 2006
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And the Oscar goes to... Are are in acting school? That was f*cking awesome!!
January 11th, 2006
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Self high-5
January 11th, 2006
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YTMND pwns
January 11th, 2006
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5'd for "shedule"
January 11th, 2006
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classic
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You definitely win the Yiddish Cup for the "LOL" pronounced. And the accent. You have a future in the VA business, I'd say.
January 11th, 2006
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lol
January 11th, 2006
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Cool
January 11th, 2006
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Good form dear sir! Good form!
January 11th, 2006
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With voice acting talents such as yours, why are you wasting time here on the Internet?! Go audition for a role in voice-acting NOW!
January 11th, 2006
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Even though you will probably never read this among your other mounds of praise, this is THE BEST ytmnd I have ever seen. I thought the pronunciations were genius. Even lawl. I loved it. I actually laughed out loud, which doesn't happen much when I'm alon
January 11th, 2006
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Best sh*t ever.
January 11th, 2006
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OMG, i seriously wish i could give u a 10 out of 5!
January 11th, 2006
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"obviously you have lost your possestion of your Yiddish Cup" LMFAO XD
January 11th, 2006
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LMFAO A+++++++++++++++++++++++ rofl "schedule" lol. Very dramatic. A++++. I'm going to ask my teacher if we can listen to this in english class
January 11th, 2006
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I love this! This makes me feel like I'm watching a PBS special on internet wars lol
January 11th, 2006
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SHEER BRILLIANCE, MY BOY!
January 11th, 2006
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Holy sh*t. So THIS is what creativity and originality looks like!
January 11th, 2006
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Good job. The people at Ebaum's world are such queers.
January 11th, 2006
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I can't stand the Ebaums fad, but this is just awesome.
January 11th, 2006
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You're the man now, dog
January 11th, 2006
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This internets war brought out the best and worst of YTMND. This site: The best.
January 11th, 2006
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Best ytmnd ever.
January 11th, 2006
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Actually, my date takes 4 D batteries :P
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bravo, bravo!
January 11th, 2006
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No! Don't apologize! THANKYOU for the flaky British accent and hamming it up! I've written some long responses of praise to other YTMNDs that I've liked, but if this is the playing field that I've made for myself, then I'll have to write a ten-page essay
January 11th, 2006
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...about how much I love your site. 5 stars for everything, especially for effort. (and for the way you pronounced schedule)
January 11th, 2006
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LOL
January 11th, 2006
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lol @ the picture of their laywer: http://www.culleymarks.com/Attorneys/Levinson.html you'd think he'd be able to afford a decent haircut
January 11th, 2006
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Sh-Shedule??? I also like the rolling R's.
January 11th, 2006
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This is the coolest thing I have ever seen
January 11th, 2006
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nice
January 11th, 2006
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I cannot understand how Bauman could be putting so much blame on Max when he had nothing to do with the attacks, and has even publicly denounced them. Just goes to show that Bauman doesn't even know what's going on.
January 11th, 2006
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Wonder who the first person will be to spraypaint 'YTMND' on ebaums.
January 11th, 2006
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Love.
January 11th, 2006
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You are a very good speaker.
January 11th, 2006
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This voice acting is incredibly awesome. TRUE LUNACY!
January 11th, 2006
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If I won the Lottery and you gave me your address, I would send you a letter with a big fat 5 and keep all the money for myself.
January 11th, 2006
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The Baumen line is composed of mentally challenged yittish cup theives.
January 11th, 2006
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Lol! Not Jewey enough, but Lol!
January 11th, 2006
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Aahhah that was truly awsome. Great voice acting.
January 11th, 2006
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The single best YTMND ever. Period.
January 11th, 2006
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wowwowowowow
January 11th, 2006
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That. Was. Hillarious. I can't believe how much they're pulling out of their *ss just to make an insult. Professionalism was lost at vibrator jokes and "LOL".
January 11th, 2006
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You are amazing for making this, and Neil is a moron because he is NOWHERE near professional, spelling errors?! LOL!?!?! Wow, he fails. :)
January 11th, 2006
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Secondly, how can any representative whatsoever take any responsibility of any size or form at all for actions of these supposed trespassers? Way to threaten, what a f ucking f ag.
January 11th, 2006
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This is a work of brilliance. TO THE HALL OF FAME WITH YE!
January 11th, 2006
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Absolute. Brilliance. You win teh internets.
January 11th, 2006
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SERIOUS BUSINESS
January 11th, 2006
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Eric Bauman was not stupid. He tried to fuel the attacks with his petty taunts, IE, page changes etc in an attempt to say "See, look I can sue these *ssholes now". He was hoping Max would lose his cool and do or say something stupid but figured out Max
January 11th, 2006
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Please take time to read my view. It took a long time to write. http://forums.ytmnd.com/showthread.html?t=14
January 11th, 2006
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Please don't delete this... OH GOD. LAWL
January 12th, 2006
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Yes please DONT delete this! Omg this is so funny lol!
January 12th, 2006
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tha is the new hotness
January 12th, 2006
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After seeing this "The Battle Of Lohan" should be made into a feature film.
January 12th, 2006
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January 12th, 2006
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I never lol'd so hard . . .
January 12th, 2006
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I'm speechless.
January 12th, 2006
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5 motherf*cker, 5! I logged in for this sh*t! Excellent voice acting.
January 12th, 2006
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hahah that douche
January 12th, 2006
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Fantastic! Who would think such a long audio would be so great. my favorate part was "lawl!" LOL!
January 12th, 2006
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http://ytmndspecops.ytmnd.com/ Apologies for piggybacking, but need feedback on the YTMND-Day Veteran's badge, for those that were there.
January 12th, 2006
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I found out where Neil got this letter from: http://freeletter.ytmnd.com/
January 12th, 2006
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n*gg* stole my jew cup!
January 12th, 2006
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How could I not give this a 5?
January 12th, 2006
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DOOD! So funny, you should do more of these!...although I guess those were the only letters...so you really couldn't do more...uh...but still, HI-larious!
January 12th, 2006
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wow.
January 12th, 2006
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you must watch pure pwnage. lol.
January 12th, 2006
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"shhhedule." lol.
January 12th, 2006
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looks like we have a new alltime great!
January 12th, 2006
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OMG LOL!!!INTERNETS!!!! YOu sohuld be admitted to any acting school you apply too!
January 12th, 2006
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CHEERS!
January 12th, 2006
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Quite possibly one of the best YTMNDs of all time.
January 12th, 2006
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So awesome I crapped my pants.
January 12th, 2006
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So when are we to be graced with the follow up? We demand more dramatic readings! I used part (exactly 3 words) of your speech in one of my sites. I hope you don't mind. :P
January 12th, 2006
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instant 5
January 12th, 2006
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Holy crap... war is getting old, but this was priceless.
January 12th, 2006
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xd @ "LOL" WIN XD
January 12th, 2006
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i lawld so much i made this in your honor. http://neiljbaumanaddressescongress.ytmnd.com/
January 12th, 2006
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i like it
January 12th, 2006
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Oh man, I saw this one when it was submitted and forgot to comment. Anyway: "You are GOOD!"
January 12th, 2006
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OMG, I had to come out of my dark dark rock to give this a 5
January 12th, 2006
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This guy is just some netizen? Does he have a website?
January 12th, 2006
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BEST YTMND PERIOD.
January 12th, 2006
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"LOL"
January 12th, 2006
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BRAVO!
January 12th, 2006
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I trust I am not the only one who applauded IRL with the audience at the end
January 12th, 2006
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what a bunch of noobs. well if they can call us all what they did, then i guess we have the write to say what we want. f*ck emaubs world. they'er site suck ass.
January 12th, 2006
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Yay for voice acting!
January 12th, 2006
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secksay
January 12th, 2006
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if he indeed phoned the FBI, couldn't you get them to cross-examine the illegal content of his site? Good job YTMND!
January 12th, 2006
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I registered for YTMND just to give this a 5! That's how good this is!
January 12th, 2006
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HAVE A GREAATTTTTTTTTTTT DAY 4 GREEAAAAAAAAATTT JUSTICE!! 5'd
January 12th, 2006
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BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!
January 12th, 2006
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oh god I cant stop watching this. I wonder what kind of irreversible damage Im causing by laughing this hard.
January 12th, 2006
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OMG I want to give this a 10, 5 does not give this justice
January 12th, 2006
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This is SO perfect! Great great stuff man.
January 12th, 2006
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LAWL
January 12th, 2006
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Petition: Ban those who give this 1 star.
January 12th, 2006
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1 because this e-war is f*cking gay. get a life u nerds
January 12th, 2006
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lol,go eat trent reznor's balls, f*g.
January 12th, 2006
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winnar
January 12th, 2006
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LAWL. >:| 5
January 12th, 2006
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Hall of fame, plz.
January 12th, 2006
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When I first opened the page I thought it was going to be some lame robotic voice narrating. But you read the entire thing in a fancy British accent. BRAVO! ENCORE!
January 12th, 2006
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If that's actually you in the picture, I'm going to sponsor this site. Just for the costume.
January 12th, 2006
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Do you do audiobooks?
January 12th, 2006
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amazing, simply amazing. 5 stars. neil bauman can kiss my chinese ass.
January 12th, 2006
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I registered to 5 this
January 12th, 2006
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KNEE-SLAPPING FUN!!!!
January 12th, 2006
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I've been a lurker at this site...for god knows how long....alot of you folks put in hard work into the things that you create and it is unjust that someone can just steal that from you....I'm giving this a five because this is proof that the community ca
January 12th, 2006
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simply put: awesome.
January 12th, 2006
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lawl! daym, hot voice haha /5
January 12th, 2006
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best part was the 'LOL'
January 12th, 2006
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I ROFLMFAOTCAB
January 12th, 2006
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Well it seems all the voice acting lessons have paid off for you, because your voice is now featured in countless spin-off ytmnd's!
January 12th, 2006
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Genius.
January 12th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 12th, 2006
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Thats incredible. 20/10
January 12th, 2006
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Sponsored.
January 12th, 2006
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you need to do the letter that max sent back
January 12th, 2006
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You get a standing ovation!
January 12th, 2006
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this is internet perfection at its peak
January 12th, 2006
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BRILLIANT! BRAVO! BRAVO! *Throws flowers on the stage* Magnifique!! You are the greatest YTMND actor! 5!!!
January 12th, 2006
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Beautiful
January 12th, 2006
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This is outstanding! You must be in Broadway, seriously! Or, are you?
January 12th, 2006
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All hail you.
January 12th, 2006
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Howd you fit all the sound?This is genious. LAWL
January 12th, 2006
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Yiddish cup: A jewish phrase referring to someone's good business sense. ...Just thought I'd clear that up. Not that it isn't an extremely obscure reference.
January 12th, 2006
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brilliance in a glass
January 12th, 2006
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. . . and I was like, "LOL" Oh, and a thanks to andros80 for clearing that up.
January 12th, 2006
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The Best YTMND I've seen in a while. Nice job.
January 12th, 2006
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f*cking epic
January 12th, 2006
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Awesome!
January 12th, 2006
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I heard the whole thing, heh good work
January 12th, 2006
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"and literally ran out the door...LOL" hahahah i laughed so hard boomaga is the master of ytmnd dis true fadda
January 12th, 2006
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Best voice acting I've ever heard. I don't think the accent was flaky at all, sounded very shakespearean to me.
January 12th, 2006
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lol
January 12th, 2006
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i tried to explain my laughing to co-workers to no avail.
January 12th, 2006
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Mr. Bauman calling our grammar bad? Where did he get that idea? *Looks up*
January 12th, 2006
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You are God. Not A God, THE God.
January 12th, 2006
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What an uneducated, unprofessional loser...
January 12th, 2006
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Muy fantastico! Bravo!
January 12th, 2006
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Great quality, I enjoyed it. -DoomFrost
January 12th, 2006
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I cannot believe I just listened to this in its entirety. This is true lunacy!
January 12th, 2006
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best ytmnd ever! the reading is pure genius!
January 12th, 2006
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I concur! Genius!
January 12th, 2006
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class
January 12th, 2006
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Wow, nearly a solid 5 on this sites rating, Very impressive
January 12th, 2006
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boring . . .
January 12th, 2006
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I wonder how serious a letter could possibly be if it had, "LOL" in it. _
January 12th, 2006
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Bad acting=hilarious. LAWL!
January 12th, 2006
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That was utterly, utterly beautiful. The hammy flaky Brit accent worked perfectly.
January 12th, 2006
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Bauman is the LAST person who should ever comment on "unfunny prank calls".
January 12th, 2006
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Win
January 12th, 2006
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lol the guy who wrote that email is a deuchebagus colossus.
January 12th, 2006
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Best YTMND EVAR
January 12th, 2006
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FANTASTIC! great idea :) hilarious hahaha
January 12th, 2006
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5/5
January 12th, 2006
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AWESOME
January 12th, 2006
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Brilliant.
January 12th, 2006
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lol ytmnd>ebaums
January 12th, 2006
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Oh my god, awesomest thing ever.
January 12th, 2006
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You are the god of voice acting.
January 12th, 2006
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Bauman really is a dick face isn't he. Btw greatest ytmnd ever.
January 12th, 2006
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Best YTMND I've seen in a while.
January 12th, 2006
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Win. Listened to the whole thing, awesome. :D
January 12th, 2006
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Man, this situation really deserved this justice.
January 12th, 2006
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Mad points! Though accent changed a lot by the end.
January 12th, 2006
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you're a god among men
January 12th, 2006
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Thanks for informing me. I am really pissed now. No one calls me a f*ckin pimple faced pre-teen and gets away with it.
January 12th, 2006
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...god bless you, sir.
January 12th, 2006
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Genius!!
January 12th, 2006
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Genius!
January 12th, 2006
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3 ppl so far have gave it a 1
January 12th, 2006
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Done with style!
January 12th, 2006
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I've been lurking here for a while. I finally registered just to vote 5 on this one. High-sterical!!
January 12th, 2006
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funny as heck!
January 12th, 2006
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HAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 12th, 2006
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......HALL OF FAME ANYONE?
January 12th, 2006
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I could care less about the voice changing, the point is you took the time to do it. This Kicks so much a$$, great job. 555555555!!!
January 12th, 2006
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Your a god.
January 12th, 2006
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"this is true lunacy" is the best line ever.
January 12th, 2006
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I registered after over a year of lurking just to tell you that you are a titan amongst men.
January 12th, 2006
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If you didn't vote 5, you f*ck butts while being f*cked in the butt.
January 12th, 2006
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Behold! A grand thespian is amongst us foul brood.
January 12th, 2006
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Cricky, and now we see the defense-attack of the middle-aged failure at life. Note his inability to deal with what others think about him, shallow threats and isults aimed at people less than half his age. Now a moment of silence for the death of this man
January 12th, 2006
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One of the best YTMND's ever, BTW how did you keep the file under 1.5 MB's?
January 12th, 2006
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^ the rest of that post was supposed to be 'this man's self confidence' and was aimed a Neil Bauman.
January 12th, 2006
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Bwahahahah
January 12th, 2006
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Wonderful, I really bought the accent too. This whole thing is very Shakespearian. Good thing this won't end in tragedy! :D
January 12th, 2006
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wicked good work broseph. one question: how old are you? you sound like Kelsey Grammer or some other old dude.
January 12th, 2006
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Brilliant.
January 12th, 2006
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I'll give it a 10 if i could.
January 12th, 2006
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LMAO!! LMAO!! LMAO!!! WINNERRR! WE HAV EA WINNER OF AMAZING TALENT!! MY GOD, BEST EVAR!!
January 12th, 2006
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I logged in just to 5 this.
January 12th, 2006
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i laughed, i cried, i gave a 5
January 12th, 2006
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f*cking long.... 5
January 12th, 2006
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Best YTMND ever, bar none.
January 12th, 2006
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Quite possibly the most talented YTMNDer ever??
January 12th, 2006
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f*cking brilliant
January 12th, 2006
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PURE! f*ckING! GENSIS!
January 12th, 2006
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It's a demonstration of how excellent this YTMND is that no commenter has downvoted yet. "This is true lunacy" will be an injoke among my friends for years to come.
January 12th, 2006
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laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud
January 12th, 2006
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0/5. Terrable. Absolutely horrible. ...the red means bad, right?
January 12th, 2006
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brilliant...absolutely brilliant....nice voice acting.
January 12th, 2006
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fived for all the hard work. I still cant believe the eBaum site racks in +6000$ a day (According to wiki). Anyways, like Max said, stay safe and stay legal... they'll get whats coming to them soon enough
January 12th, 2006
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Props on the acting. The dumb thing is that if they hadn't been stealing from us, then SA, FARK or YTMND wouldn't be like that. None the less, LOL AND good job!
January 12th, 2006
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brava, boomaga ... brava.
January 12th, 2006
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The way LOL was pronounced. Lol!
January 12th, 2006
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this is true lunacy!
January 12th, 2006
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Acting! Genius! 5!
January 12th, 2006
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goddamn hilarious.
January 12th, 2006
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*throws roses onto the stage* 5/5
January 12th, 2006
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YOU KNOW YOU A f*ckING LOSER YOU THERE TYPING MOTHER f*ckING PARAGRAPHS ABOUT PEOPLE. YOU NEED TO GET A f*ckING LIFE.
January 13th, 2006
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http://ytmndefenders.ytmnd.com/ Tribute art to all those who united against tyranny. Apologies for piggybacking.
January 13th, 2006
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The most erudite thing I've seen associated with vile scum like Eric Bauman. Bravissimo!
January 13th, 2006
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Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. Boomaga, I salute you. May your Aga boom forevermore.
January 13th, 2006
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Stick to the man, dog!
January 13th, 2006
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This brought a tear to my eye... and the Accent kicked ass. 5'd.
January 13th, 2006
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"How did you do that?" "ACTING!" baumsworld will rot in hell.
January 13th, 2006
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A true work of genius.
January 13th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
January 13th, 2006
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OMFG, It's long but it's completely worth it. Incredible Job.
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