The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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January 13th, 2006
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OMFG, It's long but it's completely worth it. Incredible Job.
January 13th, 2006
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How long until this is in the Hall of Fame? Max should put this in the Hall of Fame right now.
January 13th, 2006
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LOL = Lawl... geniues! I couldn't stop laughing at "YIDDISH CUP" Awsome funny! I get an odd feeling the actor in the background will became a fad.
January 13th, 2006
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FBI Cyber Terrorism Unit sounds leet. Lawl!
January 13th, 2006
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Beyond awesome. You obviously put heaps of effort into this site.
January 13th, 2006
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this was incredible.
January 13th, 2006
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LOLLOLOL
January 13th, 2006
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this is amazing. 5+++++
January 13th, 2006
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A very high 5/5
January 13th, 2006
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if there was anything good to come out of this letter, this is it. lol
January 13th, 2006
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Good stuff.
January 13th, 2006
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I laughed the entire time
January 13th, 2006
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This is what YTMND is all about.
January 13th, 2006
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Lawl
January 13th, 2006
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You win at the Internets!
January 13th, 2006
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Eric is such a dick. He refuses to admit he's wrong and now drags the FBI into this. I never trusted the feds anyway, so f*ck them. 5/5.
January 13th, 2006
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I have to know, what microphone equipment do you have?
January 13th, 2006
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Excellent acting ! thats so ... perfect, in all sences of the term ! You win, sir, and i know what im talkin'bout !
January 13th, 2006
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I think love you.
January 13th, 2006
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*applauds*
January 13th, 2006
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One of the best ever.
January 13th, 2006
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LOL
January 13th, 2006
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*Standing Ovation*
January 13th, 2006
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That was amazing.
January 13th, 2006
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Are you Tim Curry?
January 13th, 2006
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LOL i love when he says LAWL!!!
January 13th, 2006
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Well done.
January 13th, 2006
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I loved it, especially the pronunciation of "lol" as "loll".
January 13th, 2006
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yea well now you have to do a reading of max's letter
January 13th, 2006
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You win.
January 13th, 2006
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Best ytmnd of all time? I think so..
January 13th, 2006
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Why should Max be sued for what others have done?
January 13th, 2006
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that was just awesome. we need one of maxs' email...
January 13th, 2006
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cool voice
January 13th, 2006
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Le art.
January 13th, 2006
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Hilarious.
January 13th, 2006
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wow this is awesome where did you get the words? once again wow. this is one of my favoite ytmnd's
January 13th, 2006
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Magnificent voice acting, "LOL!" - Genius.
January 13th, 2006
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I luffs joo
January 13th, 2006
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You should make dramatic readings a fad.
January 13th, 2006
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"HAVE A GREAT DAY!"
January 13th, 2006
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4.8 with 1.9k votes wtf hax :O
January 13th, 2006
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boomaga, You're the man now, dog! Awsome, awsoem awsome. This is the greatest ytmnd tale ever told. It was f*cking hilarious when he says "Lawl"
January 13th, 2006
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lawl
January 13th, 2006
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that is awsome, you are porbably an actor. well read.
January 13th, 2006
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This proves that Neil is a one-man circus show,heh imbecile. LOL!
January 13th, 2006
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Brilliant!
January 13th, 2006
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Lowl. Fifened for great justice.
January 13th, 2006
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LMFAO - AWESOME!
January 13th, 2006
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I died when he said lawl... LOL!
January 13th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOL!
January 13th, 2006
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you sir are f*cking awsome you win 5 internets
January 13th, 2006
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when/if you do Max's email, make him sound like a super badass or something. lol.
January 13th, 2006
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LOL YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUZ heheeheeeeee
January 13th, 2006
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i hate bauman. what a piece of shyt he is. I havent been on in a while and i get on and this is everywhere. so i work for an hour and get as much info as i can. Now Ebaums has a reputation for stealing from other sites but he never cares. he can take it a
January 13th, 2006
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oops. my message was a bit too long. oh well. bauman is scared. he actually took down the image.
January 13th, 2006
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hes never done that before. it said "This image has been removed due to the original creators request." you know its big when the king of piracy gets rid of something like that. who ever dug up that website. thank you. you stopped a very underhanded actio
January 14th, 2006
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"This is true lunacy!" indeed / 5
January 14th, 2006
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Awesome. Think about how pissed off Bauman must be that his "serious" letter is now one of the biggest jokes on YTMND.
January 14th, 2006
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nice acting, even though the script is an email
January 14th, 2006
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That interpretation was awesome, good job! 5ed
January 14th, 2006
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ANYONE who downvotes this officially has no soul.
January 14th, 2006
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"LAWL!"
January 14th, 2006
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great preformance
January 14th, 2006
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This totally shows how original content can be posted on ytmnd. :D awesome work; i hope you're putting your voice to work for yourself!
January 14th, 2006
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best ytmnd of all time.
January 14th, 2006
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Fived, this is simply too beautiful to recieve anything lower.
January 14th, 2006
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LAWL BADA BA BA BA IM LOVIN IT
January 14th, 2006
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Why isn't this in the hall of fame yet?
January 14th, 2006
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lol 1997 votes, i missed 1337. this should be 1998 if I hurry and post.
January 14th, 2006
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Loved it!
January 14th, 2006
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Whoever voted this for less than a five, is a damn fool.
January 14th, 2006
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Awesome work, THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! hahaha i love it
January 14th, 2006
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Bravo!
January 14th, 2006
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i was waiting to make the 2006th vote but ended up doing the 2007th :( fgts
January 14th, 2006
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Your voice acting was very creative. Really. Very subtle. "LOL"
January 14th, 2006
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good voice acting =5
January 14th, 2006
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Fived because someone's downvoting this. Shame on you, whoever you are.
January 14th, 2006
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A-m-a-z-i-n-g voice acting!!!
January 14th, 2006
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http://meaningful-dialogue.ytmnd.com/
January 14th, 2006
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f*ck eBAUM's WORLD< WE AREN"T DEAD
January 14th, 2006
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I actually logged in to 5 this site
January 14th, 2006
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Genius. I applaud your acting.
January 14th, 2006
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I must say, @ the beginning of your soundbyte, I was thinking this would be stupid. I was wrong. Impressive voice acting!
January 14th, 2006
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fifen
January 14th, 2006
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Very, very, very, very good.
January 14th, 2006
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Will you join our lawyers in having some...erm...fun with Ben and his parents? LAWL.
January 14th, 2006
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The fact this has a 4.74 after over 2,000 votes is f*cking crazy
January 14th, 2006
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another positive comment great job dude
January 14th, 2006
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That was the best.
January 14th, 2006
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Long as hell, but "LOL" = 5.
January 14th, 2006
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Lol. Thats hilarious. I like how they tried to make it super formal but used things like LOL and insults. I think I have a good impression and can basically outline what they were saying for all those that didn't want to read all that... LOL YOU PWN
January 14th, 2006
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LOL J00 PWNED R 0FIC3 SO WE PWN J00 W/ FBI. J00 ARE ST00PID AND R T30RISMTS LOL. GL WITH FBI CAUSE J00 R GONNA DI3 -LUV EB0MS
January 14th, 2006
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rofl he used a LOL in a formal letter?
January 14th, 2006
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The LOL is probably one of the best things ever.
January 14th, 2006
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"LAWL" ftw. 5's all across the board, sir.
January 14th, 2006
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brilliant lol, fantastic reading... especially with that LOL lol
January 14th, 2006
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Absolutely f*cking awesome.
January 14th, 2006
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Pure awesome.
January 14th, 2006
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XFD @ the part with "LOL"
January 14th, 2006
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Have to give you a 5 for the top 10 best YTMND eva
January 14th, 2006
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Quite possibly the most dramatic speech in all of history.
January 14th, 2006
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Nice!
January 14th, 2006
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Damn Fine Ownage, this is probably the best of all the Ebaum sites.
January 14th, 2006
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YOU WIN THE INTERNET!
January 14th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
January 14th, 2006
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Holy crap, learn to read. it'd be funny if you didn't f*ck up the flow of basically every sentence.
January 14th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LOL!
January 14th, 2006
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HAhaha. Good jorb. :HFIVE:
January 14th, 2006
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yeah?
January 14th, 2006
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Win.
January 14th, 2006
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that was incredible. I feel richer for the experiance now. that is one of the funniest YTMND's ive ever watched or heard. frikin amazin!!1!
January 14th, 2006
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Absolutely Brilliant. An astounding performance 5/5
January 14th, 2006
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This is the only good ytmnd site relating to ebaum i've seen so far. Pretty funny.
January 14th, 2006
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Boomaga Wins! Actality!
January 14th, 2006
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ALTf4, the guy who mastermind ebaumsworldsucks.com wants a dramatic reading of his chat log with Eric Bauman, please do it.
January 14th, 2006
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This is probably a real-life account of the thought process that occurred while typing - cue nerd glasses/laugh/snort. 6/5
January 14th, 2006
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A trrrrrriumph!
January 15th, 2006
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this should win an oscar.
January 15th, 2006
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Logged in just to say I'm laughing uncontrollably from this!I have no idea why/when/how this war started but it's been hiliarious!!! Good job.
January 15th, 2006
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oops forgot to vote. 5 for you!!!!
January 15th, 2006
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Yiddish cup, classic
January 15th, 2006
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GAY
January 15th, 2006
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Nice voice acting and I also liked the sound editing. Without both so carefully crafted, this wouldn't have succeeded. Congrats!
January 15th, 2006
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LOL @ THIS AND http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com
January 15th, 2006
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Oh man, this is good. Call them, eh? Alrighty, what's your number?
January 15th, 2006
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Fived to infinity.
January 15th, 2006
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A JILLION
January 15th, 2006
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WTF Yiddish Cup FTW!!
January 15th, 2006
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I just came.
January 15th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
January 15th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!!!
January 15th, 2006
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lol @ the downvoters. You're trying so hard to stand out even though no one gives a sh*t. :)
January 15th, 2006
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That "LAWL!" drops me everytime. :D:D AAARGH!
January 15th, 2006
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LMFAO! Best Top 15 in Months! Great Acting I loved it.
January 15th, 2006
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what ebaums world doesnt get is they produce content for the masses and when the masses dont like what they are producing they blame someone else.
January 15th, 2006
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I think we have ALL lost our Yiddish Cups. :(
January 15th, 2006
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I bet they'll think twice before trying to defend themselves in any way from our onslaught of ridicule. LOL!
January 15th, 2006
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Frucking awesome. Voted 5.
January 15th, 2006
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I have never seen more instant win put into a ytmnd in my life.
January 15th, 2006
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lawl...in a short time, you will be held accountable...
January 15th, 2006
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agreed... +5
January 15th, 2006
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Genius, I tell you! Pure genius!
January 15th, 2006
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ya did good
January 15th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE AWESOMNESS.
January 15th, 2006
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You sir, are a good man. Thank you.
January 15th, 2006
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holy sh*t! best voice acting i have ever heard!!!
January 15th, 2006
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http://jguidos.ytmnd.com/
January 15th, 2006
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Thanks to EVERYONE for their vote ! There will be more. (maybe Neil, maybe something else)
January 15th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!!! I love this so damn much and even sampled it for my own little project. http://internetswar.ytmnd.com/
January 15th, 2006
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The following YTMND supporters KICK *ss kungfu-style (please visit their sites): FunkyBob add99man2 Stevey666 trashlock jjmckenna Ruckgesicht
January 15th, 2006
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Good job
January 15th, 2006
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lmao
January 15th, 2006
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heh these emails are hilarious i hope you dont mind me taking some parts out of this to make a ytmnd of my own forumsoldiers.ytmnd.com
January 15th, 2006
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lolololololololololololololol
January 15th, 2006
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awesome accent
January 15th, 2006
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Excellent reading, quite professional for a horde of pimply-faced teenagers.
January 16th, 2006
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Zangief vs. Louisiana? Cheers to YTMND? Move the FUNK over. 7'd.
January 16th, 2006
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Nice Work!
January 16th, 2006
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Is that the real text of letters from them? Their grammar and choice of words was anything but professional.
January 16th, 2006
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Instant Classic. First-Ballot HOF'er.
January 16th, 2006
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MVB **Correction... Their grammar and choice of words *were* anything but professional.
January 16th, 2006
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Holy f*cking sh*t! This was so amazing I sh*t my pants! I worship you man XD
January 16th, 2006
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Daft, but I can see you put effort into it I guess.
January 16th, 2006
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I've watched/heard this maybe 3 or 4 times. All good.
January 16th, 2006
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Can you say PWNED by Eric? If not, you are all oblivious to the fact. Ebaumsworld did nothing wrong. Infact, it ended in your all yours favor, but you all still pussy dick around like the world is ending, and every ebaum ytmnd made is sooooo funny! Making
January 16th, 2006
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is this for real, those meesages? sh*t i dont come to this site for a week and now the FBI is investigating WTF? who went to thier offices and threatened them...LOL
January 16th, 2006
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I like how the downvoters have no sites, or low rated ones. DOWNVOTERS FAIL AT INTERNETS
January 16th, 2006
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LAWL! You win!
January 16th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!!!!
January 16th, 2006
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isn't this in the HoF yet? -_-
January 16th, 2006
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Should be nominated for the hall of fame. TRUE BRILLIANCE.
January 16th, 2006
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An instant YTMND classic! Sexy, dramatic voice, funny as hell -- it's truly art! I salute you, sir! 5'd!!! And I'd 5 you again, if I could! :)
January 16th, 2006
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I wont more of this. Great job!
January 16th, 2006
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The 'lol' that was heard around the world
January 16th, 2006
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bauman sux big donkey balls
January 16th, 2006
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i just realized he sounds like nearly headless nick from harry potter
January 16th, 2006
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Awesome
January 16th, 2006
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Impressive!
January 16th, 2006
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This is true LUNICY.
January 16th, 2006
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i love you
January 16th, 2006
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Pure OWNAGE.
January 16th, 2006
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AC-TING!
January 16th, 2006
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looks like you've lost your YIDDISH..... CUP! But you have'nt lost my 5
January 16th, 2006
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This is true genius! Congratulations on a very well done performance, it was a hilarious!
January 16th, 2006
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THIS IS PURE LUNACY
January 16th, 2006
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there's nothing wrong with hamming it up or using an accent. this is f*cking awesome, and you deserve a medal. unfortunately i can't afford one, so take this 5 instead.
January 16th, 2006
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love your work
January 16th, 2006
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Acting! Genius! This needs to be the #1 email.
January 16th, 2006
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Become a professional speaker, please! Hitler has nothing on you!
January 16th, 2006
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What's wrong with this YTMND? Not a thing. Even the best ones have flaws, but...I can't find anything wrong with this one ! 5 all the way.
January 16th, 2006
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amazing BRAVO BRAVO. ENCORE
January 16th, 2006
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hahaha.
January 16th, 2006
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Now that was acting.
January 17th, 2006
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Great read, you did well.
January 17th, 2006
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f*cking beautiful. :')
January 17th, 2006
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f*cking Genius.
January 17th, 2006
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WOOOO! Hall of Fame!
January 17th, 2006
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HALL OF FAME! Again, congratulations on a job well done.
January 17th, 2006
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Thanks, this is tremendous. Glad to see it retired from Top 15.
January 17th, 2006
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http://ytmndqueen.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2006
(-1)
http://ytmndqueen.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2006
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Congratulations on the hall of fame, boomaga. You deserve it!
January 17th, 2006
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I finally got around to making the dramatic reading of Max's Reply. http://partypokerpopups.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2006
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The voice-over.. Amazing stuff. I'd give you a 7, but there's not even a 6 to give so you get a 5. Brilliance.
January 17th, 2006
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Hall of fame in six days. It pretty much had to be moved here because it'll never get downvoted.
January 17th, 2006
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Fantastic! As a fellow drama lover, I must say this almost made my monocle fall off. Almost.
January 17th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
January 17th, 2006
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i agree, you after that effort you should win the internet
January 17th, 2006
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Congratz on the Hall of Fame. This really deserves it.
January 17th, 2006
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HoF all the way. [5 stamp it]
January 17th, 2006
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AWSOME! I have been waiting for this site to get to the Hall of Fame since its first debute. I already 5'd it, but I'd do it again if I could.
January 17th, 2006
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YIDDISH CUP
January 17th, 2006
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I love you.
January 17th, 2006
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Congrats on the Hall of Fame. Now, use your talent and go make lots of money.
January 18th, 2006
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W-I-N.
January 18th, 2006
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If everything that ever happened on ytmnd was all meant to culminate in the creation of this...it was so worth it.
January 18th, 2006
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Brilliant work. I like how he boasts about living in a three dimensional world (as if it were a great gem of information), when in fact time is a dimension (meaning he is either a talking stick figure or an unchanging depth bearing object).
January 18th, 2006
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bout time! Hall of Fame ftw!
January 18th, 2006
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Classic
January 18th, 2006
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This is incredibly awesome
January 18th, 2006
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INCREDIBLE, JUST INCREDIBLE
January 18th, 2006
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omg hall of fame w00t
January 18th, 2006
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funny stuff
January 18th, 2006
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While definately long, and not the kind of thing I would listen to often... It wins, if only for all the hillarious tidbits that have been thrown into other ytmnd's. Comedy goldmine, to say the least.
January 18th, 2006
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I like this alot xD! my friend who didn't know anything about the "war" saw this and was on YTMND's side o.o
January 18th, 2006
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I love this ytmnd because I'm the one who visited EBaumsworld headquarters, so Neil Bauman is talking about me. I put the signs on the door ^_^.
January 18th, 2006
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I would have rated 5 a couple days ago, but I lost my Yiddish cup... had to find it, because it had my password written on it.
January 18th, 2006
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AS THE DRAMA OFFICER OF TROUPE 4026 YOU WIN SIR
January 18th, 2006
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This is true lunacy! Lmao, the acting really IS genius!
January 18th, 2006
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ytmnd hall of fame...awsome
January 18th, 2006
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prolly the best ytmnd ever
January 18th, 2006
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This is awesome. This is just f*cking awesome. You deserve national recognition for this.
January 18th, 2006
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January 18th, 2006
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lolz.
January 18th, 2006
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hall of fame bitches.
January 18th, 2006
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"This is true lunacy" did it for me.
January 18th, 2006
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Its too bad someone can't be arrested for being an *sshole. Wonder how that investigation is coming?
January 18th, 2006
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How unprofessional can you get, Bauman?
January 18th, 2006
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Maybe I'm the only one that just doesn't get it?
January 19th, 2006
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Indeed...
January 19th, 2006
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"LOL"
January 19th, 2006
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omfgowned
January 19th, 2006
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Best YTMND ever to grace the internets.
January 19th, 2006
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5/5 but I cant believe I listend to that whole thing.
January 19th, 2006
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Nothing special but 5'd it anyway.
January 19th, 2006
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Hall of fame'd. Congrats.
January 19th, 2006
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If your reading this comment you have WAAAAY too much free time.
January 19th, 2006
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Either that or I just scrolled to the bottom of the comments...
January 19th, 2006
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You made the hall of fame. Good job!
January 19th, 2006
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you f*cking win *5s all your sites*
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