SEXINESS PERSONIFIED (HOLY MOLY EPIC EDITION)
my gf captured this short clip of pacard walking around jamaica right before her camera blew up in a shower of green and yellow epic sparks and then pacard came over and touched it and we had an epic time

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May 26th, 2007
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Good.
May 26th, 2007
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NEDM
May 26th, 2007
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Seen this around before...the GIF at least, probably the audio.
May 26th, 2007
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Never mind...wait for it...
May 27th, 2007
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yeah. it's funny how he can do this just reusing the same stuff from previous attempts
May 27th, 2007
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Pulled off nicely.
May 30th, 2007
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this really needs to leave, this is why YTMND is dieing, sh*t like this.
June 2nd, 2007
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May 26th, 2007
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This is friggin win!
May 26th, 2007
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:)
June 2nd, 2007
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May 26th, 2007
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tut tut
June 2nd, 2007
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TUT TUT TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE
May 26th, 2007
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faster and needs color
May 27th, 2007
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tropical nation of EPICNESS
May 27th, 2007
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Really terrible audio edit.
May 27th, 2007
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OMGFTW you should definitely link to the seven nation army music video for people who don't get it
May 27th, 2007
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YES!!!
May 27th, 2007
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Not too funny, but 5 for the White Stripes.
May 27th, 2007
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nice tunez........PACARD
May 27th, 2007
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I will up upvote
May 27th, 2007
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This site will be killed.
May 27th, 2007
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dam
May 27th, 2007
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Didn't really like it too much, honestly.
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lol
May 27th, 2007
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Needs more Janet Jackson. Also, wait for it...
May 27th, 2007
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I actually like this site as it is.
May 27th, 2007
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I'm pretty sure I've seen this before =/
May 27th, 2007
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didn't read description
May 27th, 2007
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5
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Created by: blommer Created on: 2007-02-26 23:22:46 http://ytmndnation.ytmnsfw.com/
May 27th, 2007
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Rofl.
May 27th, 2007
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I knew you would PACARD this
May 27th, 2007
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Try to understand... he's an EPIC man!
May 27th, 2007
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Bad.
May 27th, 2007
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You pacard f*gs need to die...
May 27th, 2007
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Hahah, that was fast
May 27th, 2007
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these never get old...
May 27th, 2007
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Are fill'd, before th' all bounteous King, who showrd With copious hand, rejoycing in thir joy. Now when ambrosial Night with Clouds exhal'd
May 27th, 2007
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HAY! THAT'S NOT ROBBIE ROTTEN!!! YOUR TITLE WAS MISLEADING!
May 27th, 2007
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"and then pacard came over and touched" yr harbl
May 27th, 2007
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He's got a big dick.
May 27th, 2007
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You stole the Pacard idea from youtube wtf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvwZT5TmKw
May 27th, 2007
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my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
May 27th, 2007
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inconceivable!
May 27th, 2007
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Is that Jurassic Park?
May 27th, 2007
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Regardless, 5'd for Pacard
May 27th, 2007
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6 for PACARD
May 27th, 2007
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picard nerds
May 27th, 2007
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EPIC
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Can someone please explain to me how this new wave of bullsh*t lame Pacard sites got started up? How are these 14 year olds managing to get anywhere near top viewed, let alone number 1?
May 27th, 2007
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9'd
May 27th, 2007
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your gf? i think you were stalking that sexy jamaican beast yourself, you obsessed freak
May 27th, 2007
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meh
May 27th, 2007
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Pacard is the savior of fried donuts...
May 27th, 2007
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I don't get it... Pacard?....... Picard
May 27th, 2007
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the f*ck?
May 27th, 2007
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My vote has been PACARD'D
May 27th, 2007
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pacard is delicious to several degrees
May 27th, 2007
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND!
May 27th, 2007
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pacard ftw
May 27th, 2007
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Aww, I missed the pre-PACARD site.
May 27th, 2007
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idk y this is so funny.... but it is.
May 27th, 2007
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THE SEXIEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
May 27th, 2007
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Continued 1 for the 'rick james' hairstyle braids which are NOT dreadlocks. just f*cking remake the image..
May 27th, 2007
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you know because you are so upset by it he is just going to keep doing it instead of ever using a normal picture
May 28th, 2007
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LOL part of the fun of PACARD sites is watching Goneja kick & scream over the inauthenticity of the Jamaican references. BUT THOSE AREN'T REAL DREADLOCKZ OMFG I LUV JAMAICA PLZ STOP CRAPPING ON MY PASSION!
May 27th, 2007
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May 27th, 2007
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Epic PACARD, Double-Oh Awesome.
May 27th, 2007
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I knew you wouldn't let me down. PACARD ftw
May 27th, 2007
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Epic Pacard = Instant 5
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what the hell? this is retarded.
May 27th, 2007
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You are the best one by far...PATRICK PACARD!
May 27th, 2007
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This f*cking sucks.
May 27th, 2007
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EPIC PACARD!
May 27th, 2007
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1'D 4 PACARD
May 27th, 2007
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TRY to Understand. Try tO UNDerSTANd! TRy !TRy ! TrY To UNDERstAND..... He's an Epic-Man, Mamma.
May 27th, 2007
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Pacard insta-5. Epic Pacard!
May 27th, 2007
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pwnd
May 27th, 2007
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I can barely handle this site's EPICNESS!
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somehow i cannot not 5 this.
May 27th, 2007
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May 28th, 2007
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You're not worthy of sucking Pacard's dick!
May 28th, 2007
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6'd
May 28th, 2007
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epic
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This is a great example of why YTMND is failing.
May 28th, 2007
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I see pacard!
May 28th, 2007
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Just when I thought PACARD couldn't get any better you went and added Heart music.
May 28th, 2007
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ufck the thwt
May 28th, 2007
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Get cancer
May 28th, 2007
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Damn i don't know what it is... the strut, the music, the ambeince. everytime i see this i feel like i m on drugs the whole world just dissapears
May 28th, 2007
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I like it
May 28th, 2007
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hahahah! damn he's pimpin
May 28th, 2007
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Eh
May 28th, 2007
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What pron is that from lol. That guys swagger is to epic to not be a pron
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lol, love the description. this is one of those YTMNDs that's so bad, it's good
May 28th, 2007
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You're a star!
May 29th, 2007
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"epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved the movie) "epic man" by epicheart (the band loved th
May 29th, 2007
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picard makes me hard
May 29th, 2007
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at your current rate HTPAT's belt is 1050 days away...godspeed
May 29th, 2007
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lol
May 29th, 2007
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Stupid
May 29th, 2007
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I'm liking it.
May 29th, 2007
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1 for pacard
May 29th, 2007
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You get YTMND 5***** YOU WIN AT LIFE!
May 29th, 2007
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Should I feel weird for recognizing "Magic Man" the second the song started?
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LOL
May 29th, 2007
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I feel so blessed that you guys love PACARD so much that you would keep him on Top Viewed for 3 EPIC days straight.
May 29th, 2007
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CAPTAIN JOHN LUCKE PACARD, USS ENTERPRISES
May 29th, 2007
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not funny.
May 29th, 2007
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Hey look it's a sight that I find not funny whatsoever. It has stayed in the top viewed and is starting unfunny fad sites. Yet for some strange reason I'm not calling for it to be hacked or crying that this is evidence that this is just further evidence that YTMND is becoming dribble. OMG
May 29th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
May 29th, 2007
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wtf
May 29th, 2007
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Still holding strong lolz
May 29th, 2007
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my god its jeff goldblum
October 25th, 2007
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That's exactly what I thought, too
May 29th, 2007
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8'd seriously the epicheart killed me
May 29th, 2007
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awsome.
May 29th, 2007
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Everyone is jealous of pacards epicness
May 29th, 2007
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At first I thought I might have been laughing at this horrible excuse for a YTMND, but then I realized it was more of a gagging motion.
May 29th, 2007
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May 29th, 2007
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What makes it funny is the description. I'm so tired of the term "epic" being tossed around. My little brother uses it all the time.
May 29th, 2007
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I guess you just can't handle your brother's epicness...or Pacard's.
May 29th, 2007
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I'm gonna downvote everyone who spells, "Picard" wrong... Still... PACARD IS TEH EPIC MAN!
May 29th, 2007
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people like you ruin ytmnd
May 30th, 2007
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i love how you change the title to lure em in......ridiculous how the rating is going down w/ each day......people dont appreciate EPIC PACARDNESS
May 30th, 2007
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I just got a major donation.. I think I can keep mine going for at least a month
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?
May 30th, 2007
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stop changing the name to get more views
May 30th, 2007
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how is this still top viewed lul
May 30th, 2007
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WOAH, I think I heard God in that remix. Or was that Pacard?
May 30th, 2007
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Lol, this is funnier than the original. The original was just creepy.
May 30th, 2007
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I love the remix
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EPIC OTHER DAY ON TOP VIEWED PACARD MANEURVEREER
May 30th, 2007
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The remix is epic.
May 30th, 2007
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OH SH*T!
May 30th, 2007
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...
May 30th, 2007
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This "fad" has got to go.
May 30th, 2007
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JAMAICAN EPIC PACARD FTW!
May 30th, 2007
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GO AWAY
May 30th, 2007
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EPIC PACARD
May 30th, 2007
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Stupid fad that needs to die. Go throw yourself in a well and stop turning sh*t like this into the world.
May 30th, 2007
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I think John-Luke Pacard was the harbinger of the end of YTMND. The level of inside-jokeness and fad-mixing is out of control.
May 30th, 2007
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I can't say if I like the previous "Epic Man" steel Drum song or this remix better. This remix certainly blew my mind.
May 30th, 2007
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This is terrible and needs to get off the top viewed list immediately.
May 30th, 2007
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This site is indestructible. 4 days of epicness in the top viewed!
May 30th, 2007
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so freaking lame.
May 30th, 2007
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This fad is f*cking stupid.
May 30th, 2007
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EVERYBODY REPLY TO THIS POST
May 30th, 2007
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this is why ytmnd is going down the tubes... internetsssssssssssssss
May 30th, 2007
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This fad just keeps getting better.
May 30th, 2007
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YOU SUCK
May 30th, 2007
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Epic remix!
May 30th, 2007
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HOLY MOLY that's f*cking EPIC
May 30th, 2007
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man this new remix is F*CKING SICK
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This fad was never funny.
May 30th, 2007
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Pacard FTW
May 30th, 2007
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Oh wow, a pacard site. I was so surprised when I saw this on the top of the Top Viewed. These sites were meant to mock the lame sh*t that gets top viewed. Now this IS the lame sh*t that gets top viewed. Congratz team, its now just another huge gay fad.
May 30th, 2007
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best YTMND in the history of YTMND
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 30th, 2007
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i once was blind, but now i see!
May 30th, 2007
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This site must be killed for the love of al that is good, decent, and epic
May 30th, 2007
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sigh, once again a popular YTMND due to the maker... NOT FUNNY
May 30th, 2007
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epic!
May 30th, 2007
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Fav'ed for Historical reasons. Also, thanks for letting me ride the coat-tails of this site, which helped keep MY site on the front page for 2 days!
May 30th, 2007
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17'd but steel drum heart was better
May 30th, 2007
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I_I
May 30th, 2007
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pacard is gay. hands down it is the most unfunny fad that has ever surfaced on ytmnd. enough said.
May 30th, 2007
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Congrats on pretty much pissing the epic out of everyone.
May 30th, 2007
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lol top viewed with a 3 rating i love it
May 30th, 2007
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May 30th, 2007
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Wow, awesome remix. How did this make top viewed again?
May 30th, 2007
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fair warning: max reset my site's views for the day because I changed the title.
May 30th, 2007
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PACARD doesn't care about petty things like views or votes
May 30th, 2007
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Moar epic then evar!!!
May 30th, 2007
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5d because it sucks and pisses everyone off. antiart FTW.
May 30th, 2007
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The sound is FLAWLESS
May 30th, 2007
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How is this still on the front page?
May 30th, 2007
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Alright not sick at all
May 30th, 2007
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I like the Picard fad, but damn. The audio made my ears bleed, 1'd. I haven't been on ytmnd in weeks and its because of stuff like this
May 30th, 2007
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hahaha I get it
May 30th, 2007
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I prefer the original sound bite for this one. Or my remake http://makingytmndbetterbyshowingyouitsucksrightnow2.ytmnd.com/
May 30th, 2007
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http://www.hall_of_fame.ytmnd.com.tropicalnationofepicness.ytmnd.com/
May 30th, 2007
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Is this another mod making sites la Dr.Leet?
May 30th, 2007
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Woah...
May 30th, 2007
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HEWLETT PACARD FTW
May 30th, 2007
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HEY SUNNY-D! This site could use a recharge!
May 31st, 2007
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EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EPIC UNDER 3.0 MANSUSUUSEERKAKSKSKKDKDK
May 31st, 2007
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you are worse than dj skribble in 2006.
May 31st, 2007
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4 for CP (CUBAN PACARD WAIT JAMAICA WAIT WHAT)
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ENGAGE.
May 31st, 2007
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pacard fell asleep early last night and you guys still voted him onto the front page, he is touched
May 31st, 2007
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"PACARD doesn't care about petty things like views or votes". Way to contradict, dumbass.
June 2nd, 2007
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Even if the views or votes are reset, a ton of people have seen it and voted anyway, so it's not that contradictory.
May 31st, 2007
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Ain't nothing gonna break Pacard's stride. Seriously, the dude's been on the top viewed forever at this point
May 31st, 2007
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As PACARD would say, "IMMORTALITY, TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!"
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Still f*cking retarded.
May 31st, 2007
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Come on home, girl, Pacard said with a smile.
May 31st, 2007
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lol
May 31st, 2007
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This is seriously the stupidest and worst fad ever.
May 31st, 2007
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hot!
May 31st, 2007
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that was so epic i cried =')
May 31st, 2007
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uh no
May 31st, 2007
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This is sh*t
May 31st, 2007
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:(
May 31st, 2007
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it was good. Now its SH*T.
May 31st, 2007
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May 31st, 2007
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HAHA. This is stupid and not funny. You only made it in hopes of people sticking to the sh*tty fad and you maybe getting some friends? Sorry...
May 31st, 2007
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hey look at that. this site gets more views each day its up here than all of your sites combined all time.
June 1st, 2007
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Does that invalidate his claim?
June 2nd, 2007
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No, it doesn't invalidate the claim you guys just fail to get the joke. However, you are right about one thing food stamp, it 's retarded.
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