He Forgot Something
Created on: October 12th, 2006
He Forgot Something
No offence to Whetstone intended; someone had to do this. This was posted so we could reflect on Jesus suffering and dying for us. Music: Truce @ freeplaymusic YTMND Images: colorit.ytmnd.com, bahsheep.ytmnd.com

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October 12th, 2006
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meh....you forgot polend...im never saying that again
October 12th, 2006
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I would like to sodomize you both with an icepick.
October 12th, 2006
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FOUR
October 12th, 2006
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◄was wondering which direction you were going at the beginning, but it ended very well! 5 and fav for you! :) ►
October 12th, 2006
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Seeing YTMND and how it has become pretty much, a microcosm of the world and it's people, it's pretty scary, realistic, and hits you in the face just like that. It looks like people who talk about Christ get downvoted and insulted, and even the creator of this damn site doesn't even want these users who make Christian YTMNDs on it. 5 for Polend.
October 12th, 2006
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it's not a microcosm of the world, it's a jr. high hallway without teachers to keep the dick pictures off the walls.
October 13th, 2006
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I'm Christian, and I can appreciate what you were trying to convey, but that damn music man. I felt like I was playing gameboy. Get some better tunes. Jeez
October 13th, 2006
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I definately enjoyed it. Thanks for the heads up. 5'ed for the message.
October 13th, 2006
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When everyone was playing Doom, I was playing Dune II. This music is from that game, with some improvements. I synced the slides to the music, so I don't intend on changing it. Not even dune music?
October 13th, 2006
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Well if it was from the Movie Dune. That would have ROXED. I understand your attachment to the music. I just had to be honest and say it pretty much makes the whole thing corny IMO :(
October 13th, 2006
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At first, I was like... I think he was playing me; but now I see your ytmnd reflected the intelligence of Christ and serves as a beacon of light to Christians on ytmnd.com. BTW BUSH ROX!!!
October 13th, 2006
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Go you.
October 13th, 2006
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OH SNAP @ surprise ending
October 13th, 2006
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religous ytmnds are 1'ed for not being FUNNY-period
October 13th, 2006
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its beary good :D
October 13th, 2006
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use of fads were forced
October 13th, 2006
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awesome
October 13th, 2006
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You'd have been 3'd if you didn't try to defend an anti-Catholic bigot.
October 13th, 2006
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5 for PMing me, buddy! ;) lol
October 13th, 2006
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Very nice
October 13th, 2006
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not loud enough but pretty well done anyway. :)
October 13th, 2006
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Gj, but you should have used more fads in their correct places lol.
October 13th, 2006
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Awesome. When you sent me the PM's saying to look at your Christian site I was so scared that I was about to see something horrible and offensive. Thank you for proving me wrong.
October 13th, 2006
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Thank you.
October 13th, 2006
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Good :D
October 13th, 2006
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[A peasant mother points to a cross.] "Children, look there! The Man who hangs on the Cross was one of the greatest enemies of the Jews of all time. He knew the Jews in all their corruption and meanness... Because this Man knew the Jews, because He proclaimed the truth to the world, he had to die. Hence the Jews murdered Him. ...And in a similar way they have killed many others who had the courage to tell the truth about the Jews. Always remember these things, children. When you see the Cross, think of the terrible murder by the Jews on Golgotha."
October 13th, 2006
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Probably boring for most, but I liked it :) 5.
October 13th, 2006
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I have updated the music to something of better quality.
October 13th, 2006
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This thing isn't doing any good sitting back here. Self Sponsored, lol.
October 13th, 2006
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Great music. A 5 for the.
October 13th, 2006
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Oh God, you've sposored this... let the rain of fury begin.
October 13th, 2006
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After the George Bush thing, I lost the incentive to keep watching. Not a good sign.
October 13th, 2006
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NO MORE RELIGIOUS YTMNDS PLEASE
October 13th, 2006
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It's Jesus, lol
October 13th, 2006
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ROFL, the sheep are what did it for me. I half expected Jesus to say "WTF?" after he looked down when the sheep left. 5 for you, my good YTMNDer.
October 13th, 2006
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Five.
October 13th, 2006
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what's the music?
October 13th, 2006
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You bring up an excellent point; God's love for us made flesh and bone, nailed to a cross for our transgressions past and future. It saddens me that religious ytmnds are getting so much flak, and as much as I wish ytmnd wasn't the location of this battle (given the ytmnd community's predisposition towards hatred and flaming vs rational debate resulting in a "he who shouts loudest wins" scenario) thank you for posting this.
October 13th, 2006
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You got rid of the Dune 2 music? Even Jesus can't forgive that.
October 13th, 2006
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Music is Truce from freeplaymusic
October 13th, 2006
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i liked it.
October 13th, 2006
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Is there a point to this......? Although I have to say it's way better than Whetstone's crap
October 13th, 2006
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Christianity FTL.
October 13th, 2006
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good to sponsor. stfu about religion tho who gives a sh*t around here?
October 13th, 2006
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YOU SUCK!
October 13th, 2006
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Get the f*ck off the internets you f*cking Christ sucker. Jesus sucks, religion sucks, God sucks, you suck, Whetstone sucks, and religious YTMNDs suck.
October 13th, 2006
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ok, even though I am a christian, that was crap. -1 for having microsoft sam interject with whetstone's sites. -1 for for bush saying Christ and writing Jesus instead. -1 for having a have colored drawing. -1 for random n*gg*.
October 13th, 2006
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nightshiver needs to take a chill pill. 2'd for some reason.
October 13th, 2006
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Guys, guys, can't we all just agree on the one thing that's most important here? I'm Jesus. Reincarnation or something. Yeah, way. I know, I didn't believe it either, but then one day God popped up in my living room and was all like, "Hey, man, you're f***ing Jesus Christ." At first I thought he meant I was gay, but nope, turns out he wasn't being literal. Mysterious ways, I tells ya!
October 13th, 2006
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OK--this pwns on all levels--I loved the awesome music sync--the triumphant part happened right with the image of Christ stepping out of the tomb--BRILLIANT! All YTMNDs dream about being this good.
October 13th, 2006
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Noone gives a sh*t about your stupid inane medieval superstitions. Get this the f*ck out of YTMND, out of my sight, and off the internets. What a stupid piece of sh*t.
October 14th, 2006
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You retard. Jesus said this is retarded. Want to know how I know? Because I'm Jesus. Now shut up.
October 14th, 2006
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Is there anything less than one?
October 14th, 2006
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Seriously, enough with this sh*t. Not enough doom music, too much jesus.
October 14th, 2006
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wtf?
October 14th, 2006
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Wow - you mean someone wrote a fake story to fulfill the "prophecy" of an earlier fake story?!? AMAZING. But seriously, f*ck you for putting YTMND characters in a stupid religious site. But more money for Max and more ridicule for you and whetf*g = awesome.
October 14th, 2006
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monkeyballs ytmnd is no place for religion
October 14th, 2006
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yess
October 14th, 2006
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-1 because this isn't about the failure of forgetting Jesus in the "color me" YTMND. Come on, it's Jesus, lol! He should be in there!
October 14th, 2006
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lols
October 14th, 2006
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f*ggotry
October 14th, 2006
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That is insane...
October 14th, 2006
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Despite the random images of YTMND in it this brought me to tears.
October 14th, 2006
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Many people suffer and die needlessly, it's called life. 1 for no surprise buttsex.
October 14th, 2006
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3 for putting across a better message than whetstones c*cky ass.
October 14th, 2006
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Strong Message Thank You.
October 14th, 2006
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you are lose. bye with religion.
October 14th, 2006
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-5 for religious YTMND, -5 for shameless self sponsoring
October 14th, 2006
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5'd
October 14th, 2006
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Jesus was executed, sending a message to conservative christians around the world to fight for the death penalty. Jesus was a good man (if he existed) but he has led to countless destruction in his name, and I refure to support any religious message that only encourages worship of a vengeful, racist, muderous, bigot. yes, I'm referring to "God"
October 14th, 2006
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This is pretty much the worse video ever made.
October 14th, 2006
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*sigh*
October 14th, 2006
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5 if you put NEDM at the end
October 14th, 2006
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This has no place on YTMND. Enough of the religious/atheism sites already!
October 14th, 2006
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SH*T SUCKED
October 14th, 2006
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1'd for self sponsorship.
October 14th, 2006
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Much better than any of Whetstone's YTMNDs. Not biggoted, stupid or angry. Despite me being an atheist I still think Jesus was a wise man, whether he was the son of God, God himself or not.
October 14th, 2006
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Max himself said that he would start deleting Religous YTMNDs. Also, you guys really misinterpret Hebrew texts. Learn Hebrew and translate them yourselfs, don't trust some Bible that was edited to make Jesus the Messiah. 1'd
October 14th, 2006
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Yeah, Jesus is super rad, but I'm tired of these stupid sites.
October 14th, 2006
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N*gga Killed my christ!
October 14th, 2006
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do you think jesus knew everyone could see his nipples while he was stapled to the cross? that must have been why everyone was crying. 1'd for self sponsorship (not to mention religious)
October 14th, 2006
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+5 for not capitlizing every he, -3 for captilizing every letter in lord
October 14th, 2006
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Lame.
October 14th, 2006
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Nicely done, not bigoted, no scare tactics, didn't massively humiliate yourself or Christianity, even marginally funny... I think you deserve a 4.
October 14th, 2006
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Wtb lol
October 14th, 2006
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Very Good.
October 14th, 2006
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Thank you for this display of the persecution complex. Way to prove that you f*ckers love to do Jesus sh*t at places where no one wants it, and then act like we're the bad people for telling you to GTFO. For the largest religious group in America you f*ckers sure love to act oppressed.
October 14th, 2006
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he started walking so i followed him, we walked behin the gorilla exhibit and then he opened the door and went inside. `do i still have to follow you?' i whispered fearfully i was starting to get scared. `come in here' he yelled after me. `o o o ok' i told him. So i went in, and there he was standing next to the biggest gorilla i have ever seen. `this is bob' he told me `you are gonna be bobs partner for the night' he said smiling.
October 14th, 2006
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started to run but bob was too fast he caught me and then i started screaming, while i was screaming i didnt notice the zoo keeper was stripping, 5 minutes later the zoo keeper ran in front of me stark naked (man he had a hot body) and shoved his dick in my mouth.
October 14th, 2006
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I couldnt scream and he was mouth f*cking me, seconds later i felt the gorilla jump on my back and he was humping my butt i prayed that he kept missing but to my utter horror he got in on the 25 th try, god it hurt, they kept pumping me and soon bob was moaning or something it sounded alot like a deep growling,
October 14th, 2006
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then i noticed that my butt didnt hurt as much in fact it started to feel really good, then all of a sudden i felt the huge dick in my butt shudder as it let out galloons of stuff into my butt, moments later the zoo keeper erupted in my mouth, i fell asleep. The next mouring i woke up. `what a weird dream' i told myself then to my utter dismay and joy i saw that i was in the zoo and the gorilla was cuddled up next to me, i knew that the zoo would be more fun from now on.
October 14th, 2006
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and that's how i found christ.
October 14th, 2006
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He didn't wink. -4
October 14th, 2006
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Very good job
October 14th, 2006
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Stuff like this doesn't belong on YTMND. I didn't come here to learn about a long haired hippy named jesus. I come to this site to view worthless short clips set to stupid music that will make me chuckle. Waste of money, time, and the tubes it's riding on.
October 14th, 2006
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Forgot Poland and Forgot Poland related materials are not for use in this type of thing. You guys need to start your own website for this crap. Also great job backdoor criticizing Max while forking over money to him.
October 14th, 2006
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bah
October 14th, 2006
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Jesus was more a political/revolutionary figure than anything. The story that he was divine, the son of a god, and "died for our sins", is a myth. While there is truth in the sources of myth (his wisdom, his compassion), his divinity is a fantasy. This is unfortunate, as Jesus had many great things to say and to be learned from. It's a tragedy that he has been so mythologized, and so much harm done in his name.
October 14th, 2006
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...but LOL at what Azoruk wrote.
October 14th, 2006
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Bah whatever, Religious ytmnds dont belong but you did alot of work.
October 14th, 2006
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You forgot poland :O
October 14th, 2006
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Points for granduer and attempting to integrate YTMND fads in evangelism. Negative points for joining the debate, attemping to integrate YTMND fads into evangelism, and for citing Isaiah. I can only assume my fellow Religious Studies and possible some Jewish ytmnd'ers have ripped that passage a new one, or will shortly. Heck, I'll do it myself it I have to.
October 14th, 2006
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I think slowing the slides down a bit would improve this ytmnd.
October 14th, 2006
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SERIOUSLY, SHUT THE F*CK UP.
October 14th, 2006
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Oh, what was I thinking? People that aren't ignorant f*cks or 5 starring believers apparently don't bother posting on YTMND. Witness DerCreep, who manages to be both. Anyway, while the passage from Isaiah is about the "Messiah" that doesn't mean it's about Jesus. It never says "there'll be this cat named Jesus." It refers to the child of the virgin (or simply young woman) -- Emmanuel, he's called -- who will save Israel. Yes, I realize that this post makes me a pretentious asshat. I'm okay with that.
October 14th, 2006
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1'd for trying to convert me to your silly religion.
October 14th, 2006
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Best of the religeous sites so far, at least you remembered what YTMND is supposed to do. Dosn't convince me but I must say it is a much better try than the others. It didn't try the lololololololol you guys sucksorz, believe in da lordz. That being said, prophecy is bunk. Say that some figure will rise, some kingdom will fall, some set of circumstances will happen and eventually it will. People ignore the million misses by that prophet, and the things that are inconsistent and focus on the one good hit.
October 14th, 2006
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Some believe Jesus was the messiah, some do not. I obviously believe he is the messiah spoken of in Isaiah 53. Through the use of images I was demonstrating how his passion and resurrection fit with Isaiahs prophesy.
October 14th, 2006
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This goes from funny to serious to sort of pointless in the span of ten seconds. I don't, however, dislike it, and will not vote.
October 14th, 2006
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lol
October 14th, 2006
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suprise buttsecks
October 14th, 2006
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Well done.
October 14th, 2006
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I was waiting for teh funny, it never came.
October 14th, 2006
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f*cking christian scum go f*ck your sister redneck
October 14th, 2006
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Auto-oned for proselytizing. +1 for Dune II. -1 for self-sponsorship.
October 14th, 2006
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Satan>Jesus.
October 14th, 2006
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To quote the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!?!
October 14th, 2006
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sacrilege.ytmnd.com
October 14th, 2006
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even for jesus, still too long and somewhat random :(
October 14th, 2006
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This is poorly made, extremely confused, and terribly question begging. Jesus didn't die for us. Sorry. Just not true. And if he died for me, then he's a f*cking idiot. "I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong" -Bertrand Russel QED.
October 14th, 2006
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"It saddens me that religious ytmnds are getting so much flak, and as much as I wish ytmnd wasn't the location of this battle (given the ytmnd community's predisposition towards hatred and flaming vs rational debate resulting in a "he who shouts loudest wins" scenario) thank you for posting this." Religious ytmnds are not getting flak in the way you are insinuating. Evangelical Christian ytmnds are and will until someone kills us all. Stop evangelizing you ignorant pieces of sh*t.
October 14th, 2006
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Note the use of harsh language. It's the only thing that you sensationalists seem to listen to. The new "enlightenment" going on right now is nothing more than presenting a watered down and sensationalized version of the accounts in the bible in order to obtain mass appeal rather than elicit honest thought. People go to bible studies to study selections of the bible. I could convince you that the world was flat if I were allowed to leave out the glaring inconsistencies with the view. Ignorance is not best.
October 14th, 2006
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What the f*ck is this? Die.
October 14th, 2006
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No. NO! NO SELF-SPONSOR LOL! Self-sponsoring is lol-less!
October 14th, 2006
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ok, please stop pumping jesus in his rectum. he doesnt need to disrespected like this.he died for your sins, give him a better ytmnd with like laser tits and japanese scat.
October 14th, 2006
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You need to be raped. Really. Go kill yourself. Nobody loves you. Especially not here. You are a pariah, and you should turn and run. It was also an awful YTMND. I would not go so far as to even CALL it a YTMND. It was a waste of bandwidth.
October 14th, 2006
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Nobody is allowed to die for my sins without my permission. I don't pass the buck to anyone, especially not one who's been dead for 2000 years. Also, he died for a relative notion, which is to say that, to most people, he died for nothing. I don't believe in sin because I don't believe in God's Law, so he died for nothing. Also, that his intentions were to die for your sins is a highly debatable contention... more than likely tacked on after the fact. Fables =/= fact.
October 14th, 2006
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no funny...
October 14th, 2006
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Downvoted, marked NSFW and reported. Why? Because I felt like it.
October 14th, 2006
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jesus can suck my balls
October 14th, 2006
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you forgot about the funny. LOL
October 14th, 2006
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religious ytmnds, gtfo.
October 14th, 2006
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oh quit whining, i'm sick of you people, christians and atheists alike, posting their bullsh*t here. Take your religious war elsewhere, we don't want the beliefs of either side imposed on us. *whiny voice* but but, i want to save the lost souls...well if they don't wanna be saved, they don't, f*ck them! *whiny voice from other side* but but, i want to prove my point that there isn't a god...well then take it elsewhere. YTMND is not the place for a religious debate, let alone the right medium.
October 14th, 2006
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YTMND is a site for humour, not religious debate. all you people who want to have a religious debate, make your own blogspot or some sh*t, and place there. GTFO! Also c*cks, paranoid-android
October 14th, 2006
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P.S : only *ssh*l*es and losers sponsor their own sites. try to earn some honest money with some GOOD and ORIGINAL YTMND's. (it seems that all of the people fighting this battle self-sponsor and have no originality).
October 14th, 2006
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1 because whetstone and his retarded triangles liked this.
October 14th, 2006
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When I first started watchthing this I thought to myself "wow this person has no clue how Poland ytmnd's are supposed to be" and then it just cut to pictures of jesus with text in the background and foreground that you copied and pasted every which way saying how horrible it is that not everyone believes the same as you. I am not against religion, many of my friends are strong Christians but it's pretty ignorant and self-righteous. Do you really think this will do anything but badly represent your religion?
October 14th, 2006
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You are not whestone and shouldnt want to be. And besides, jesus molested me when i was little.
October 14th, 2006
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That was a lot more than just 30 seconds, but that's fine.
October 14th, 2006
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if he got ressurected after he died then how is his death such a sacrifice
October 14th, 2006
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5'd for approaching a religious YTMND with taste and quality, and without ignorance or hate.
October 14th, 2006
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Good work man! Slightly fast in the opening couple slides, but great overall.
October 14th, 2006
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Yay for mainstream religon. If i wanted to read that crap i would read the bible. But i cant, because i hollowed it out for my flask so i can drink in church. Please keep your religion to yourself. thx
October 14th, 2006
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forgot to downvote FTW
October 14th, 2006
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What the hell? Jesus wasn't white dude... Ugh...
October 14th, 2006
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o shi- i feel a strange connection to Jesus after seeing this ytmnd. 5'd...
October 14th, 2006
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I apreciate this because it isnt bashing others beliefs its just sharing your own. Whetstone just tries to prove Christianity is better than atheism. If Jesus was alive today he would be appauled by whetstone's closed mindedness. good job.
October 14th, 2006
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jesus is the sheppard of our souls, guiding us to heaven. Amen. LAWL J/K 1 * FOR SATAN
October 14th, 2006
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When The really white picture of Jesus comes up, and the Music gets all intense. +5 for Epic sound synching
October 14th, 2006
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jesus was also just a good guy, not the messiah in my mind but a good guy none the less. Whetstone makes jesus look like an *ssh*l*e
October 14th, 2006
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gotta give atleast a 3 for dune music. But please no more religious stuff.. we need more funny and less racisim/religion/politics/hate
October 14th, 2006
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Need more Polend. Also tubes. And a dump truck.
October 14th, 2006
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Get this sh*t off my internet.
October 14th, 2006
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ENJOY YOUR THRONE WITH GOD! I MUST SHAKE YOUR HAND!
October 14th, 2006
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October 14th, 2006
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I didn't like it, but 3 for not simply putting down every single person who doesn't believe the exact same thing as you (lol whetstone), but simply promoting your personal beliefs.
October 14th, 2006
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Do Santa next!
October 15th, 2006
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"For God so loved the world that he gave up his only begotten son to die for us....." Awesome, awesome, 5ed and faved.
October 15th, 2006
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The sad truth is, I know this doesnt have the power to convert anyone. Jesus is the only one whom can call on his chosen ones, they know the voice of their shepherd. It is my hope that this message open their hearts to him, so they may listen and begin trusting in their Lord.
October 15th, 2006
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5'vd and fav'd cause: a) I kept expecting an NEDM at the end, but it never happened b) I share your beliefs c) It was presented well, and I had forgotten about that passage from Isaiah d) Powerful message/faith confirmation
October 15th, 2006
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very poetic, has an artsy starshumcks feel
October 15th, 2006
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-1 for no winking jesus
October 15th, 2006
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So if God is the only one who can bring anyone to God why do you do it?
October 15th, 2006
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Also you sound like a Calvinist, are you?
October 15th, 2006
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I have dreamt about worlds burning in millions of fires, and the worthless christianity burning with them.
October 15th, 2006
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My goal was to present Jesus to YTMND in a touching way so people would think about him seriously. I agree with some of the Calvinist doctrine, but not all.
October 15th, 2006
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Make the background white and it's not "dieing" it's "dying".
October 15th, 2006
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Lame as hell. Corny bullsh*t.
October 15th, 2006
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yes
October 15th, 2006
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JESUS DID NOT SUFFER ENOUGH FOR OUR SINS. INSUFFICIENT SUFFERING.
October 15th, 2006
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I figured out Bruce Willis was dead even before I saw sixth sense
October 15th, 2006
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◄god god godf gofds godfsds►
October 15th, 2006
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why did i watch that whole thing?
October 15th, 2006
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why don't you guys make your own website and get bills for 16000 dollars a month instead of clogging up these tubes.
October 15th, 2006
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Yunno, it wouldn't be so bad if these things were just submitted like normal ytmnds, subject to star ranking like everyone else. Then they'd (rightly) never see the light of day. But I'm sick of seeing sh*tty sites propped up by obscene donatings, and I'm sick of being preached at on a site that's supposed to be about entertainment. I really do hope Max follows through with his threat and kills these things at the root, at least the sponsored ones.
October 15th, 2006
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Uhh, it was ok. I don't understand why the whole poland thing had to be brought in to this.
October 15th, 2006
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YTMND = the funny Not boring religious talks.
October 15th, 2006
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Well, it was better than Whetstone's facade of intelligence. But yeah, I think if I was in the position to judge Christ, I would have killed that emo bitch. Sorry, but Jesus kinda deserved to die.
October 15th, 2006
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Some guy who thought he was the son of god died. Big woop. People die all the time, but most of them don't think themselves some divine entity.
October 15th, 2006
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Can no one act with kindness toward their brethren in man kind without a religious goal in mind? Can no one escape the shepherds of religious zeal and act toward fellow men in the spirit of brotherhood and caring without being told to do so and punished if not?
October 15th, 2006
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Jesus Christ represents the slavery of the mind, the oppression of freethinking and reason, as much as he represents peace. But can peace be attained without blind loyalty, without the requirement of faith, without the price of the human spirit itself?
October 15th, 2006
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Any god that would require blind loyalty is a god that requires your slavery of both body and mind. Trust in yourself, in your fellow man, and be without the need of such divine fabrications.
October 15th, 2006
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Perhaps this is all god's test. Perhaps the ones he really wants are the ones who refuse to blindly beleive something that has no proof. "Their faith so strong even facts could not persuade them". Blind faith. No matter what, blind faith still means you're blind.
October 15th, 2006
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"The sad truth is, I know this doesnt have the power to convert anyone. Jesus is the only one whom can call on his chosen ones, they know the voice of their shepherd. It is my hope that this message open their hearts to him, so they may listen and begin trusting in their Lord." I know Jesus as well as you know him, which is to say not at all. Don't be such a pompous ass. It's called faith for a reason: The complete lack of reason. Soren Kierkegaard would call you an asshat, and I'd agree with him.
October 15th, 2006
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"My goal was to present Jesus to YTMND in a touching way so people would think about him seriously. I agree with some of the Calvinist doctrine, but not all." Next time, don't. We don't care about your opinions, you aren't going to touch anyone by giving them some carrot on a stick to the afterlife, and the only ones who are going to be touched as a result of this are the kids that start going to church and having relations with their priests.
October 15th, 2006
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"Jesus is the only one whom can call on his chosen ones, they know the voice of their shepherd." Also, +1 for misusing whom.
October 15th, 2006
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"ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
October 15th, 2006
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brilliant, 5 stars and a fav for you
October 15th, 2006
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"My goal was to present Jesus to YTMND in a touching way so people would think about him seriously. I agree with some of the Calvinist doctrine, but not all." what the f*ck you c*ck sucker nobody here wants to see it, only whetstone so he can jerk off to it
October 15th, 2006
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if only you guys would be more like Jesus and not open your mouths either.
October 15th, 2006
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Also, I'm not sure how appropriate it is to super-impose cartoon characters alongside images of Christ. Is that what Christians do nowadays to get kids to stay interested in the messiah? The worst one of all is combining that racist "n*gg* stole my ____" fad next to a bloody and emaciated Jesus. I guess it takes an atheist to be offended by this ridiculousness.
October 15th, 2006
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"I guess it takes an atheist to be offended by this ridiculousness." I don't believe in being offended, but I laugh at how easy it is to discredit everything these fundamentalists do. All you have to do is let them do their thing, and then restate their own points, in their own words. They always end up being self-defeating.
October 15th, 2006
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jesus still was not the son of god though, he is just the worlds most famous person.
October 15th, 2006
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I have never seen a better oppertunity to end with also c*cks in my life.
October 15th, 2006
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Jesus is the name of my neighbors lawn maintenance guy.
October 15th, 2006
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Dude, that was 2006 years ago xD
October 15th, 2006
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Soooo... Jesus was just another dythrambus turned underclass icon? Yea, I'll agree with that.
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Jesus was cool, this is not.
October 15th, 2006
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Jesus is NSFW :P
October 15th, 2006
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+4 for the same reasons Lat & Bakkarosa gave you a 4 and for this having a unique sense of dramatic timing, -1 for suggesting that by rejecting whetstone's sites people are rejecting Christ in general,-1 for self-sponsorship for the purposes of serious evangelism. Enough already. The following is a prime example of what a Jesus YTMND should be, lest we all forget: http://jesus5000.ytmnd.com/
October 15th, 2006
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You gay f*ggot go burn in hell. I hate you and your mother. YTMND is no place for religion or you. You fail. Also, c*cks.
October 15th, 2006
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Stupid message. What I want to know is; Are we going to crucify whetstone?
October 15th, 2006
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Although this is not really a very good ytmnd, people shouldn't flame the guy who made this IMO, as it doesn't seem to be nearly as insulting, annoying, and arrogant as Whestone and Peterguy's sites.
October 15th, 2006
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bwahahahahahaah, JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS, WHAT A TOOL!
October 15th, 2006
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For us? Bullsh*t. For his probably fictional god.
October 15th, 2006
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You're the christian, you go to hell.
October 15th, 2006
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three because this is so retarded that i can't tell whether it's a joke or not
October 15th, 2006
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As a Christian, you INSULT me. You will burn for making light of our lord. Also c*cks.
October 15th, 2006
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Damnit, YTMND is not church. Please burn.
October 15th, 2006
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Allah Akhbar!
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Jesus died because he didn't shut up. He died for what HE believed in, and that's pretty much the extent of why I consider him to at least be a good enough person to mention.
October 15th, 2006
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JESUS DIED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
October 15th, 2006
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JESUS DIED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
October 15th, 2006
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F*cking sick of this preachy sh*t-atheist or not,get this sh*t out of here. You only mock your views by posting them here.
October 15th, 2006
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JESUS DIED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
October 15th, 2006
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Jesus was a dumb *ss f*ggot. I hope if there is a second coming, he get's jumped in compton lol.
October 15th, 2006
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I absolutely love these. Even though I don't believe in God, the reaction you get for silly things like this is priceless.
October 15th, 2006
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i dont get it so ill just play it safe and vote 1
October 15th, 2006
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and what was the point of that? HAIL SATAN.
October 15th, 2006
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1- not funny and its religous
October 15th, 2006
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you forgot raptor jesus
October 15th, 2006
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+1 for Polend. -1 for Jesus. -1 for no funnies. -1,389,832 because God does not exist.
October 15th, 2006
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This site is severly lacking 3500HZ square waves, flashing seizure images, and ear rape.
October 15th, 2006
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Internet could be, but isn't the best venue for religious beliefs. Particularly not YTMND. I believe Christ exists, and that all the things said in this YTMND are valid. I don't expect others to believe it though. And while those claiming to be acting in his name have done horrible things in the past, there's nothing wrong with Christ's message of peace and love of everyone. I don't see why some people have to hate the idea of him so much. Oh well.
October 15th, 2006
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RELIGION SITES = 1'D.
October 15th, 2006
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"This was posted so we could reflect on Jesus suffering and dieing for us" does anyone come to ytmnd for this? could've sworn there were places where you go to do this that aren't websites named ytmnd
October 15th, 2006
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YTMND = Not for eligion
October 15th, 2006
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I hate to say it but you're wasting your time probably
October 15th, 2006
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Worst. YTMND. Ever.
October 15th, 2006
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I one this because whetstone 5 ed it. Also, I know the Romans who crucified him. We had a big barbecue afterward. He was delicious, and his tears quenched my pagan thirst.
October 16th, 2006
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Finally, a religious ytmnd that didn't forget humor. It didn't make me lol, but it's probably the best religious ytmnd I've seen
October 16th, 2006
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1'd for jesus and religion
October 16th, 2006
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I was expecting a surprise NEDM. You disappoint me.
October 16th, 2006
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Lol at people thinking that they're right but have as much proof as Scientology.
October 16th, 2006
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These need to stop. There's a time and place for everything, and YTMND is not the place for religious preaching. I hope max follows through and bans religious YTMNDs. This is a privatly owned site, and just like any private entity, max has the right to refuse admittance or service.. freedom of speech doesn't apply.
October 16th, 2006
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lol religion!
October 16th, 2006
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Not funny.
October 16th, 2006
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-5 for too much of me (i dont like the attention that much beleive it or not, lol). +3 for proving that stupid book my dad told some jerk named "moses" to write about me is untrue.
October 16th, 2006
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I got bored when I grew suspicious someone was preaching at me...
October 16th, 2006
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What the f*ck?
October 16th, 2006
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sigh....less religion, more funny imo
October 16th, 2006
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3'd for effort; but, seriously... these religious YTMNDs were cute the first couple times. Now, it's really getting annoying.
October 16th, 2006
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This isnt what ytmnd is for. Seriously, all you are doing is stirring up contraversy, you arent going to conver people who disagree with you with a animated gif and soothing music.
October 16th, 2006
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1'd for self sponsorship k
October 16th, 2006
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This Must END!...
October 16th, 2006
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Wow, I think I'm going to make some Jesus YTMND's.. It's the next best thing to "view hacking".
October 16th, 2006
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FOR F*CKS SAKE STOP FORGETTING POLEND
October 16th, 2006
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Shut the F*CK UP.
October 16th, 2006
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I liked it.
October 16th, 2006
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You're The Preist Now Dog!
October 16th, 2006
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lol, begging the question. Also lol, self-sponsorship.
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